just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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