yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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