I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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