She's JV to your varsity
I met the friendliest cop last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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