The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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