did you get engaged???
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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