I think I died a long time ago.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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