I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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