I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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