Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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