Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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