I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
