my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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