I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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