I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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