He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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