Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Still dying that you shit outside
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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