It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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