i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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