I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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