Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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