you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Two words: blizzard sex
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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