wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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