Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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