I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
we should paint friendship bongs
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