oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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