i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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