I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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