Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
why do cheetos always look like penises
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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