Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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