I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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