WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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