her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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