She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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