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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?

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or abortion recommendation cards.

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(310): View more from California

the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights

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(305): View more from Florida

we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze

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(303): View more from Colorado

You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.

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(716): View more from New York

he got a rim job in the basement.

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apparently i was the one who gave it to him.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid

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