im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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