So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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