Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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