You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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