guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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