Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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