2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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