margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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