its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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