3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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