You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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