I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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