so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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