I have demons in me.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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