i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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