What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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