Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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