remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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