just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
