it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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