Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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