what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
